Hey there, all you gossip gluttons and pop culture kittens. Fasten your seatbelts and sip on some piping hot chai ’cause your girl is here to dish out the juiciest morsels fresh from Tinseltown. Cue spotlight: the sultry SZA.
If unplanned projectiles are your thing, save it for the dugout; because if they’re flung at Solána Imani Rowe, better known as SZA, prepare for disappointment. This leading lady’s pop rendezvous took an ugly turn when an inconsiderate object was lobbed on stage at her recent soirée. Believe me when I say she wasn’t having none of it!
Our neo-soul siren was serving vocals and vibing with fans at a meet-and-greet in Arizona, a pit-stop amid the much-buzzed-about Grand National Tour with none other than Kendrick Lamar. SZA was all smiles and sass, soaking up the adoration and stepping up to deliver a show that meant to rival it all. But like my Aunt Rochelle’s infamous macaroni surprise, something entirely unexpected was cooking.
A meet-and-greet that should have been all about those autographs and Instagram-worthy snaps with fans, suddenly reeked of unsavory vibes when someone decided to play throwball with our resident pop priestess. The courtesy-void culprit threw, of all things, an object! Ladies and gentlemen, and the genderqueer wonders – this level of evil doesn’t even make it past Regina George’s burn book!
Now, the radiant R&B goddess that SZA is, she handled it with the grace and gumption worthy of a queen. Without batting an eyelid, she stepped out and took her leave. She wasn’t about to let any ill-judged throw spoil her glow, and honey, I’m here for it! She showed us exactly what it meant to say: “Ain’t nobody got time for that!”
I say yas, Queendom! Own your worth and let the world know – you’re no doormat. Nada! So, a virtual curtsy to the reigning diva of our hearts.
This saga, nay dramathon, was splattered over social media and voila, it made it onto The Shade Room. Pick it up and dust it off, SZA. We’re all rooting for you!
Until the next serving of spicy goss, keep your tea hot and your sass hotter, kittens!
