Donald Trump Says Gavin Newsom Should Thank Him for ‘Saving His A—’

Alright, honey bees, gather ’round, because this tea is piping hot, honey. Let’s get into it, because Mr. Trump never shies away from headlines and his latest posting on Truth Social has everyone’s wigs in a tight spin!

His royal ‘Trumpness’ is serving up some serious shade to none other than the luscious locks-wearing, smooth talking, leader of the Cali nation, Governor Gavin Newsom. Now, we all know Trump revels in dropping bombs but this recent one he has lobbed Newsom’s way on Truth Social has us all gagging.

Barely giving us time to blink, let alone catch a breath, Trump blasted the California Governor, alleging that he literally lost it with the protests that have been going all 7/11, no breaks, across L.A. But wait, the tea gets spicier because Trump, in his classic audacious style, professes that he was the one who swooped in to save the day when Newsom couldn’t keep his house in check.

In the boldly worded post, Trump insinuated that Newsom had completely lost control of the situation, painting a vivid picture of a governor clutching at straws while LA was burning. But fear not, as per Trump; lo and behold, he was there, ready to wrestle the bull and bring everything back to order.

Now hold up, y’all. Let’s pause for a moment and process this with a sprinkle of salt because we know Mr. Trump has a knack for playing loose and fast with facts. He certainly knows how to keep the popcorn popping and the Twitterati biting their nails. Is there any truth to these allegations? Did the seemingly cool and collected Governor Newsom really have his reigns slip? We need receipts, Mr Trump!

Or could his post just be another ploy to stay relevant, to keep his ardent followers clapping and cheering? After all, it’s no secret that Trump loves the limelight. This could simply be another act in his one-man traveling circus that keeps him in the headlines, keeps people talking, and most importantly, keeps him feeling like the man.

Whatever the case might be, this saga adds yet another sizzling storyline to the reality show that is American politics. It’s like watching The Real Housewives, but the shade being thrown is much, much realer. And while we sift through these unfolding dramas and dissect every word, let’s keep a side-eye out for the next round of shade because, trust me folks, with Trump, there is always more shade on the way.

Remember my darlings, in the world of pop culture and politics, the tea is always simmering. Whether it’s an ex-president throwing shade or a governor under fire, you can bet I will be here, ready to dish out all the juicy deets. Until then, keep your pinkies up and the shade light. Ta-ta, my lovelies!